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Feel the fear in my sweat
Please read my tumblr. It's fine if you don't understand what I'm writing. You don't have to. It's all part of my mind. Does that mean you don't understand me? It's fine, I get that alot. Have fun.
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She told me I have 50% boy mentality.
I’m glad she’s honest. I didn’t think anyone would actually agree with me.
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The things that leave you, the people that left your life.
Life seems so subdolous. I’m sorry.
I wish it didn’t have to turn out this way.
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The unhappier you are, the more ice cream you get!
When people get unhappy, one of the first things they do is grab for that ice cream carton. While this might not be the most healthy of ways to cure your unhappiness, you could sure do worse. Dr. Whippy is a machine that can perceive the unhappiness level of users. The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream it gives to you.
Dr. Whippy performs voice stress analysis to determine the unhappiness of the user. It then determines the amount of ice cream needed to cure that degree of unhappiness. Did someone close to you just pass away? You might be missing out on a few pounds of icy yumminess.
(submitted by onesidedsarcasm)
